21 JULY 2008

The peerless bunch of Andy Scanlon, David Lindsay, Janet Hodge and Joe Adair left the rest of the field poorless last Saturday in the Bank of Scotland Texas Scramble, making a fine return of interest on their investment, with a good 54.5.

Last Thursday, in weather that ensured Mallards had a night in, Brian Yule (Christmas shopping already) won the Flag competition with a net 69, followed by Dickie Wylie (71bin) and Darren Bruce (71). The Midweek Medal Order of Merit was won by the one and only Bob Bolton with 37 impressive points. Last Sunday's medal was won by Paul Campbell (67 net), taking the A class too, while Bob Chalmers took the B class and Wayne Ford, the Hirsel's first ever scratch golfer (?), taking the scratch prize with 71.

14 JULY 2008

The Coldstreams Bells are at it again, claiming Chirnside's Ally Bell as their long lost cousin as the Hirsel witnessed another Bell lifting silverware. This time it was Ally winning the Ron Turnbull Trophy with 41 stableford points. In second place, somewhat 'Bell shocked', was Paul Campbell with 40 points while Stevie Lynch could have lynched them both, scoring 39 points and claiming third place. In last week's July medal (played in July) Ian Bryce, sporting a new no.2 haircut and looking like Brad Pitt, notched an immaculate net 66 followed by skipper James Bell, clearly a 'Nobell' Prize and with the golf swing of a constipated carrion crow, who carded a rasping 67 (bin). In third place was young tadpole, Ben Smith, growing in stature and notching a 67 (bin).

07 JULY 2008

Morebattle Golf Society , were cacophonous in their applause last Saturday as their 'ain yin', their own 'Royal Male', wee 'postie' Robbie Culbertson stamped his authority on the prestigious Murray Ledgerwood Trophy and delivered a brilliant net 63. Another 'ain yin', the deft and skilful Ian bryce came second (64) and Club Champion Wayne Ford third (65). Last Wednesday inevitably saw more Hirsel golfing greats rise to the top with efficient Match Secretary Bob Bolton securing the John Sloan Trophy with 6 up followed in second place by the extremely 'grate' Gerald Tait (5 up) and a fast improving Rob Bell third on 3 up. In last Sunday's Besom Inn Trophy everybody's favourite, Frank Mount, and T Forrest from Goswick won the Besom Inn Trophy with a smashing 61.

16 JUNE 2008

The Hirsel witnessed some sporting golf and fellowship last Saturday in the Championship finals. Wayne Ford, who has turned into a tremendous golfer, lifted the gents 'A' championship against a spirited Brian Yule. in the Ladies 'A' championship, in a close run contest, Phillippa Costello beat Alison Melvin on the last hole. In the Gents 'B' Alfie Borthwick edged out Vice Captain John Spells while in the Gents 'C' Daniel (Jude) Law won against Rob Morris. Pam Cessford beat Mandy Lunn in the Ladies 'B'. In the Junior Department Ben Smith beat Edward Slater while in the 'B' Russell Patterson beat Tony Dilorenzo. The championship trophies were presented by Captains James Bell and Corinne Campbell. The finalists would like to thank all the supporters, caddies and referees and the Greenkeppers for having the course in tip top condition.

02 JUNE 2008

What a shame TV's 'Britain's got talent' didn't come to see the scintillating golf at the weekend. It's Silly Season again when Championship hopes are sky-high. In Saturday's first round of the 72 Hole Championship, experienced Hamish Ritchie carded an excellent score (70-7-63), followed by fashion siren John Hewson (72-6-66 bin), while in third spot was Steven Bell (90-24-66), continuing the marvellous run of success of the Bell Clan. In Sunday's Club Championship First Round Qualifier, soggy conditions like a damp Jaffa Cake ruined some cards but the notable success stories were Paul Smith (83-16-67), David Lindsay (sporting a Gene Autrey cowboy hat that covered Berwickshire never mind his bonce) (73-6-67) and the very modest (except when winning) Frank Mount (88-20-68). Graham Ford notched two two's and is now seeking sponsorship from Desmond Tu Tu.

26 MAY 2008

Captain James Bell is so talented that he can cut his grass, clip his toenails, play golf, take his beloved for a sumptuous meal and notch a net 69 - all in yin day! On Sunday the Greg Norman look-a-like won the Commercial Inn Trophy, presented to the Club by Ian and Alice of the 'Commy'. In fairness, Jamesy needed the help of a Garland to lift the trophy, not Judy but R Garland, an imperial golfer.

On Saturday the May Medal was won by Wayne Ford, couldn't AfFORD to drop many shots, with a net 67 and taking the A Class. Second in the A class was the abstemious Dickie Melvin with 69, followed by the shockingly resourceful Paul Campbell (70). In the B class, the mature Mike Childs held court with a 69 while Kennif Brodie, normally accustomed to the acoustic guitar, plucked a net 69 while Chef Wylie joyfully notched a 70. Andrew Milne won the scratch with 71.

20 MAY 2008

In a pulsating week at the OK Coral young Drew Mole blasted the field apart last Wednesday in the May Medal and at the weekend, in the Ford Trophy, taking the older minds back to Glenn Ford, John Wayne movies, Henry Ford and halcyon days of Ford and Etal Show, wonderful Wes Forbes scorched home with a bustling net 64 while Wayne Ford, a young gun destined for greatness, shot a net 68. Sparky Bruce Lunn, a down to earth chap, electrified the field and won scratch prize with a gross 73.

12 MAY 2008

There was a series of popular winners at the Hirsel last weekend. First the Welsh Wizard (Ivor Allchurch's nephew) Tony Davies won the Mid Week Medal with a net 68, containing golf shots of great beauty and magnificence. Then Bruce Lunn recovered from the demise of Sven Goran Ericksson and celebrated lifting the Jackson Cup with 204 net, which was followed by experienced Phil Costello, very experienced Henry Wallis, sophisticated Renicke Sangster and charming Rob Bell winning the White Swan Texas Scramble. Then this was followed by Peter Moffat and Daniel Law winning the James Boyle Trophy. Rob Bell has hit such a hot streak, winning two trophies on the trot, that he has ordered a new wheelbarrow for the annual presentation evening!

5 MAY 2008

DING DONG BELL

Rip roaring Rob Bell captained his team of eminence, Ravishing Ruby Moralee, Peerless Paul Campbell and Delectable Drew Mole to new heights last Saturday to lift the Sheach Jacobsen Trophy with a breezy net 123. Captain James Bell was full of emulsion in presenting this much sought after trophy to his much younger brother. On Sunday, tropical heat hit the Hirsel and in the Jackson and Williamson qualifer Colin Virtue notched a net 65, facilitating an extra and proud strut in his walk home afterwards. Jocular Jim Brown was second with a 66 (reminding the company of Bobby Moore) and in third spot was Scott Triebel with 67. In providing a high tech service Match Secretary guru Bob Bolton reminds members of the website reference for draws and scores (www.handicapmaster.co.uk/hirsel).

28 APRIL 2008

Andrew Milne must be one of the finest golfers west of the Khyper Pass as the Hirsel reigning gents champion carded a perfectly delightful and rasping 64 net (bin) in Sunday's 'Jackson and Williamson'. Only a whisker behind was another deliriously delightful golfer, ex model Bruce Lunn (64net), who was followed by chuckling John Leifer on 67 net. In Saturday's Famous Grouse Foursomes', a much-lived competition that equals a Jo-Lo concert in making strong men weak at the cruciates, John and Derek Anderson lifted the 'Bird' with an impression 69.5 net (bin), followed by the awesome James Bell and the Hirsel's very own 'JT' (John Thompson) (69.5) and in third place Richard Wylie and 'Rocket' Man Rutherford carded a net 72.

21 APRIL 2008

While Trevor Immodium mastered Tiger at the US Masters, young Alfie (Alexander) Borthwick scorched home last Saturday with a net 68 to lift the prestigious John Nelson Trophy from well dressed and articulate Captain, James Bell. This was good shooting on a tough, blustery day that was not one for toupees; most competitiors were struggling in 'raisin' their game. Runner up was John Anderson net 71 (bin) followed in third place by Ricardo Holmes (also net 71 bin). Spirits were raised afterwards as the Club conducted it's annual Wine and Cheese and it's annual 200 Club draw, the winner being Muriel Strother. The evening was complete with the music of the highly talented, melodius and charming Rob Bell.

8 APRIL 2008

RESULTS LADIES MEDAL - 8TH APRIL 2008

Winner: Kirsty Moralee 70 b.i.9 1st Sweep £3.50

Runner Up - Silver: June Swan 70 2n2 Sweep £1.50

Runner Up - Bronze: Helen Costello 81

Scratch: Karen Hume 89

Two's: Elspeth Bell 10th & 14th

Vouchers, 2's money and sweep can be collected from the shop

31 MARCH 2008

Spring has arrived at the Hirsel and last Saturday's Opening Mixed Foursomes allowed competitors an afternoon away from spring cleaning, clipping the dug's toenails or dreaming about a new kitchen and the dynamic duo of Maestro Drew Mole and Hurricane Karen Hume notched a winning net 70, half a point in front of Alex Thomson (leaving his bass drum at home on this occasion) and the chimes of the experienced Elspeth Bell. In third place was Andrew Scanlon and the effervescent Kirsty Moralee (72.5).

23 MARCH 2008

The tradional curtain raiser to the new season took place last Saturday when 37 competitors took part in the Captain versus Vice Captain match. Some stirring performances by the Vice Captain and his team failed to spell victory as the new Captain's campanologic skills proved the greater force.

The new Vice Captain, John Spells, was gracious in defeat and promised that his team would definitely win next year in response to captain Bell's oration after the soup and stovies.

18 MARCH 2008

Emotions were high last Sunday as the Galbraith Gents Winter League, like Shane, rode off into the sunset. There were much relief that this final leg put an end to pasta diets, abstinence, early nights and sanatogen and the 20 or so last-day competitions sat down to a hearty meal. Captain James Bell thanked all the competitors for their efforts and presented the Galbraith Trophy, and other gifts that would have embarrassed the Aga Khan, to a jubilant and popular David Lindsay. young Ben Smith received a rousing cheer as runner up. In the final leg hard working Match Secretary, Bob Bolton, scored a net 68(bin), Derek Purves produced a matt finish with 68 (bin), Richard 'Ramsay' Wylie was third on 68 while Glanford Park disciple, Peter Moffat, was fourth with a 71 (bin). Tribute was paid to the competitors that tried hard to match the styler of the Messers Lindsay and Co, especially those that tried too much and secured exactly 'Zilch' points over the 19 week tourney.

9 MARCH 2008

Paul Stobbart was as pleased as Frank Hadden last Sunday in a bogey leg of the prestigious Horse Winter League, notching a cool 10 points with a score of 4 up (bin). Sumptuous sunshine hit the Hirsel for this penultimate , and second last, leg; promising such a golden summer in the UK even the local daffodils are canceling their holidays to Marbella. Lal and Walter Atkins's pride and joy, Mick, shot a 4 up to take second place while Ben Smith, with a swing that could reach the top of Ben Nevis never mind Tally Hill, notched 3 up. All the top five in the league (poignantly referred to as the 'Famous Five' by the discerning Hibees) have a chance of winning next week and attracting wealth and fame beyond their wildest dreams; the leader daring David Lindsay has 54 points; revved up Rob Morris is no minor with 48 points; Ben Smith has 48 too while Alfie Borthwick and Paul Stobbart have 47 apiece.

24 FEBRUARY 2008

After last week's high winds, when even the craws were walking home, the Gents Winter League as usual settled down to sunkissed fairways in last Sunday's medal leg. Affiable and loveable Jim Croll (66bin) tucked into his roast beef, yorkshire puds and parsnips a happy man on Sunday evening. After all the man with the sumptuous swing as smooth as a toad's tonsils had just torn apart the cream of this ultra intriguing winter tourney. Contest leader David Linsay, after three weeks of what he loosely described as landfill golf showed he's nae feartie, scorching a net 66 and once again commanding a decent lead in the tournament. in third spot Alfie Borthwick (67bin) is as tenacious as a rat up a conduit and has not given up with only a few weeks left.

18 FEBRUARY 2008

The Hirsel Winter Leaguers voted unanimously this week not to follow the lead of the English Premiership, playing some ties next season in Japan, Jakarta or even Juniper Lea. Last Sunday's bogey leg was as tough as Ena Sharples's dug with most of the 31 who took part sobbing in their hankies. With poorless scores rattling up on the leaderboard the peerless and modest Billy Young led the way with 3 up followed by thespian Bob Bolton (2 up bin) and the lithe and athletic John Abercrombie (2 up) and then Paul Smith (all square). The slender lead is still in the shape of Rob Morris (44), Alfie Borthwick (39). Even warhorse Billy Young (36) could lift the coveted title.

11 FEBRUARY 2008

The Gents winter league is as fascinating as observing in action a wringer oot for a one armed window cleaner. The mercurial Billy Young, Captain in 1974 and chief advisor to the handicap secretary, scorched round the Hirsel on Sunday and recorded an impressive 40 (bin) stableford points. in second place, running into the best form of his week, was Frank Mount (40 points) thus deepening the points margin between him and trusted friends. Derek Purves, one of the Hirsel's best, took the bronze gong with 39 points and Rob Morris was next with 37. Monsieur Morris is making a late surge for the winter league championship and has 38 points, 1 behind Alfie Borthwick and 7 behind the tourney leader, Davie Lindsay.

3 FEBRUARY 2008

Peerless David Lindsay edged into a six point lead ('nae bother Pal') in last week's medal leg of the Gents Winter League. Like that other golfing great 'Tiger' Woods, 'Leopard' Lindsay will not be changing spots and with his 'neb' firmly in front, he will 'tek some shiftin'. Gorgeous Hirsel sunshine greeted last Sunday's competitiors and the best score on the day belonged to Paul Stobbart, taking a break from managing his lorry empire, and recording a cool 69 net. In second place was that wily catfish, Phil Costello, with a net 70 followed by a bashful Ben Smith in third place with a 72 (bin). Frank Mount was so shocked with his first league points of the season that he fell off his seat and was last seen on Sunday evening completing his lap honour.

27 JANUARY 2008

The Hirsel Gents League is as competitive as a constipated Friesan Bull and has reached the final of the best weekend tournament in the UK. only the North Lincolnshire, south of the Wash, Golf Tourney, Northern Section, Second Division, for those gents with chronic diarrhoea stand in the way of national recognition. In last Sunday's bogey, the popular Phil Costello, good at every sport (tiddly winks, snakes and ladders and ludo to name but three) swatted aside the rest of the field with a delicious 6 up, just missing the opportunity to drink 7 up at the inevitable watering hole. In second spot was Drew Mole (3 up), another marvellous golf talent, who could putt seccessfully with a Didgeridoo never mind a Taylor Made. third place belonged to Jocky Evans (2 up bin) while Daniel O'Donnell disciple, Rich Melvin, mozied in with 2 up to enjoy joyous applause. The Leader's Yellow Hat looks a treat on the noddle of the league leader and fashion siren David Lindsay, sitting on the top of the pile with 42 points like a bashfull Sherpa Tenzing. not far behind is Alexander the Great (Borthwick) with 39 points and Keffer Dickie Wylie still is in the hunt with 33 points.

13 JANUARY 2008

The holiday and yuletide blues have all but disappeared from the highly intelligent minds of the Hirsel Winter Leaguers. While early January was consumed by the latest scalextric set, barbie doll, selection box or bike with stabilisers all guns are now focused on points as this fascinating tournament, competed for by around 1,000 male members of the Club, heads for the home straight. Last Sunday Bob Chalmers not only charmed the birds out the trees (a lesser spotted shrike, thrush and blackie to be exact) but roared onto the winner's rostrum with a sparkling net 62. The fanbrassant, yet hugely talented and witty John Slater skipped into second spot with a net 65 signalling an end (this week at least) to a slight dip in form. In bronze position was new Match Secretary Bob Bolton (net 67), absolutely eager to get this week's report away to the press and proving once again that class cannot be denied while in fourth position was Bob Morris saying next week 'I want Morro is!'

The Club has been receiving hourly calls from competition leader Dickie Wylie, wearing the coveted yellow hat on some distant beach. yet despite his absence, remarkably the wee man with the reticent nature stills leads the league by one point from the deft and skilful John Thompson. With only 12 points separating first and tenth places it's anybody's competition, with one or two 'Foinavon's' hoping for two or three 'daft' scores, a prospect hihgly possible in this unpredictable league.

6 JANUARY 2008

The Hirsel Gents Winter League is as competitive as Billy Bunter and a pack of Tamworth Reds at a trough full of blancmange, this popular tourney turning men into nervous wrecks, early nights and winter workouts. A week past Sunday Rob Morris danced round the sunkissed greens to notch an impressive 42 stableford points. Not a windscreen behind was vivacious Vice Captain, John Spells, avoiding all sorts of dizziness and wearing jumpers ('never seen a Geordie wearing a jumper') to notch 38 points (bin) while bronze going to the loveable Johny Abercrombie (38). Forces sweetheart Jim Brown was fourth with 37(bin). In last Sunday's Bogey, where most competitors' wheels fell off, Milk Mogul, Richard Melvin, delivered a curdling performance to cream the applause leaving the rest of the competition sour with envy. His 4 up bogey score was 'butter' than any other, floating his name to the top. Dickie's emotion charges acceptance speech left hankies pasteurised. Fellow milk monitor, second place Alfie Borthwick (3 up bin), was left asking 'what's it all about'. Southpaw Paul Smith was third with 3 up while Johny 'Applecrumble', playing with golfing greats, Mikey Atkin and Tommy Tait, was Mr Consistency with 2 up (bin).

30 DECEMBER 2007

The redoubtable, regal and remarkable Rob Bell, the Hirsel's Ph.D of golf, made a wise decision on Boxing Day morning as the sun rose over the Edenic Hirsel Golf Club. Choosing golf instead of a re-run of "Finding Nemo" meant that theis musical and electrical genius found his golfing Eldorado, scorching a net 32(bis) in the Boxing Day 9 hole leg of the Gents Winter gunfight. With drives as invasive as a Madras Curry and thunderous putts that rattled the cups Roberto was in Winter Wonderland. Young Ben Smith pursuing about 29 'A' Levels, played rather nicely too, totting up a net 32 to push the Master right to the wire while Drew Mole, his swing as good as Pan's People in the 60's, went close with 32.5.

23 DECEMBER 2007

They were dancing in the streets of Mindrum last Sunday as Jim Brown's net 64 in the Gents Winter League caysed more excitement than the Klondyke Golfd Rush and this modest marauder, the Hirsel's Lee Marvin, dug up some gold niggets to fire a net 64 and secure 10 points in this golfing extravaganza. Not even a nincompoop could fail to appreciate the significance of this athletic feat. A herd of gnus with dipsomania could not stop Drew Mole's golfing talent as the consistent and cultured Moley notched an impressive net 68(bin) to take second spot. Bobby Chalmers came within a whisker of glory with a good net 68 while in 4th place, recovering from ast week's nadir, was Rich Wylie, claiming 7 precious points. Like a good Lardy-Cake this top man resumes pole position in the league leaderboard, with an impressive 33 points in the gally. Johny Thompson is close behind with 32 points as this sporting specacle heads for 2008. The Hirsel Golf Club wishes its members, employees and patrons a very happy and successful New Year.

17 DECEMBER 2007

Leon may have dominated 'X Factor' proceedngs at the weekend but down at the tropical and sun drenched Hirsel the dashing and decidely daring David Lindsay is the local hero after Sunday's stableford leg of the gent's winter bunfight. A cacophonous din erupted once the news emerged that Davie's 43 stableford points had included several single putts. Davie's handicap will have more cuts than Ricky Hatton's left lug this week. in second place was a chuckling jim Croll, as cheerful as a tortoise with a cabbage, amassing 36 points to boot, folowed by master carpenter Jock Abercrombie in third place with 35 points. The yellow hat swapped noddles this week, the Hirsel's Gordon Ramsay, Dickie Wylie, having a rare off day and slipping into second spot on the leader's board and being replaced at the top by the Hirsel's Lewis Hamilton, the one and only John Thompson. At last week's AGM, James Bell and Corinne Campbell were sworn in as the Club's Captains for 2008 with John Spells and Reineka Sangster as co-pilots. Bob Bolton, Steve Lynch and Stuart Galbraith have joined the Management Committee.

4 DECEMBER 2007

Richard Wylie and Brian Lauder left the rest of the field for dead in Sunday's Winter League Bogey Competition. Richard Wylie won it with an incredible plus 10 with Brian Lauder in second place with plus 8. Third place was taken by John Thompson with plus 3.

The Senior's St Andrews Day, Scotland v England match was washed out and will be replayed on Friday.

27 NOVEMBER 2007

31 Competitors took part in the second Sunday of the Winter League Stableford competition, which saw a lot of high scores. Club Skipper Colin Virtue put in another fine performance to take the prize money with an impressive 44 points. In second place was Peter Moffat with 42 points. J Thompson was third with 41 points.

4 NOVEMBER 2007

The final round of the W J Young and J Stuart competitions were played on Sunday. John Slater won the final round with a net 65(78-13). Derek Purves with a net 68(77-9) took second place followed by Wayne Ford with a net 70(71-1).

Wayne Ford won the J Stuart with an aggregate of 218. The second and third place were closely contested with Dave Lindsay with a 226 just pipping Peter Moffat in third place by one shot.

Dave Lindsay and Peter Moffat also contested the first two places in the W J Young and once again one shot seperated the pair giving the title to Dave Lindsay by virtue of an aggregate 209. Brian Lauder took third place with a 210 but Peter Moffat took second spot with a better last 18.

29 OCTOBER 2007

Alfie Borthwick won the 3rd round of the W J Young and J Stuart on Sunday with a net 66(81-15). Phil Costello and Dave Lindsay both had net 67's of a 6 handicap with Phil Costello taking 2nd spot with a better inward nine.

22 OCTOBER 2007

The first round of the W J Young and J Stuart, which was played on Sunday 14 October was won by the Club skipper Colin Virtue with a net 65 (70-5). In second place was J Anderson with net 68 (85-17) and third was D Lindsay with a net 70 (76-6).

Ther latest round of the W J Young and J Stuart competition took place on Sunday 21st October. Steve Lynch mastered the tricky putting conditions and took first place with an impressive net 65 (78-13). Peter Moffat was in second place with a net 67 (73-6) just pipping Brian Lauder, net 67 (94-27), with a better inward nine.

4 OCTOBER 2007

The Neil Thompson Trophy competition took place on Saturday and a young rising superstar won the coveted trophy. Edward Slater beat the field, including his dad, whilst Kirsty Moralee took second spot and also won 3 spot prizes including the the one she sponsored herself. Wes Forbes took the bronze medal position.

Bobs' Bolton and Chalmers beat Richard Tait and Joe Adair in a close final tie, 2 and 1 to take the Newcastle Arms Trophy.

20 SEPTEMBER 2007

Results of the Ladies Open 4 Ball Better Ball Stableford played on Sunday 16th September

Winner: M Miller & J McDevitt (Duns) 40 pts; 2nd C Aitchison & N Blackie (Eyemouth 39 pts b.i. 9; 3rd K Hume & J Brirdsall (Hirsel) 39 pts b.i. 9; 4th J Hopewell & M Lunn (Hirsel) 39 pts; 5th H Costello & S Bolton (Hirsel 38 b.i. 9; 6th J Swan & R Moralee (Hirsel) 38 pts.

Nearest the Pin at 7th: Fiona Duncan (Kelso); Nearest the Pin 10th: Elspeth Bell (Hirsel); Longest drive 12th bronze: Leslie Redden (Duns); Nearest the Pin 14th: Pauline Hogg (Jedburgh); Longest Drive 18th Silver: Kirsty Inkpen (Duns).

3 SEPTEMBER 2007

GENTS

44 Players took part in Sunday's Presenting Coldstream Mixed Trophy. Magner's man, Ian bryce, obviously fortified by his supply of the Irish amber nectar, won the competition with a net 66(70-4). Dave Lindsay took second place, by virtue of a better inward nine, with a net 67(73-6) with Richard Tait net 67(72-5) taking third spot. brian Yule won the scratch prize with a 74.

 

30 August 2007

Results of rearranged Senior Ladies Competition

August Competition

Winner - Jacqui Ritchie 102 - 26 = 76

Runner-up - Sheena Law 98 - 18 = 80

28 August 2007

GENTS

The postponed 3rd round of the 72 hole competition doubled up with the August medal on Saturday and was played in sunny and blustery conditions. Bryan Yule took first spot in the A class with a net 67 (73-6) with Ian Mailer and Alistair Bell both on 68 (73-5) (80-12) respectiviely with the latter taking second spot by virtue of a better inward nine.

Richard Wylie won the B class with a net 72 (93-21) with Rob Chalmers in second place with a net 74 (87-13) and Jim Croll one shot back in third place with a net 75 (88-13). Ian Bryce took the Scratch prize with a 74.

The Open Mixed Texas Scramble took place on Sunday and attracted a large entry of 52 teams. The Hirsel team consisting of A Smillie, W Davis, R Baxter and Ian Mailer won the competition with a score of 54.3. The Duns team consisting of 3 Massie's, A, E and K with N Paterson, took second spot with 56.6. Fallons S and J with J Denholm and A McLaren from Dunbar took the third prize with 57.

28 August 2007

LADIES

Results of Ladies Captain's Day held on Saturday 25th August 2007

Winner - Philippa Costello 68

Runner-up - Ruby Moralee 70 b.i.9

Scratch 1st - Alison Melvin 81

Scratch 2nd - Cristina Wolfe-Murray 83

Best Score First Nine Holes - Jacquelin Ritchie 31

Longest Drive at 12th - Bronze - Sylvia Mackay

Longest drive at 18th - Silver - Alison Melvin

Living Dangerously at the 7th - Jacqueline Ritchie

Nearest the Pin at 10th - Pam Balfour

Two Two's - Mandy Lunn 3rd & 7th

Hardest Worker - Valerie Wallis

 

20 August 2007

GENTS

The weather claimed another victim on Sunday when the Robin Lees Open Mixed Competition was rained off. The Tillmouth Park Salver however took place as scheduled and was won by Jim Minto and Paul Stobbart. The top pairs all had 66.5 but the Minto Stobbart combination took the trophy, by the inward nine ruling, from Steve Wright and partner, John Careful and Jim Croll were in third spot.

40 seniors took part in the Mackay Middlemass Seniors Pairs Competition on Monday. Harry Thomas and Richard Holmes took first spot with a combined Stableford points total of 67. In second spot was the Henry Hall combination of John and Eddie with 66 and in third were Johns Cockburn and Spells with 65. Hamish Ritchie who partnered Tom Laing and played with the winning pair, commented that no one should be expected to play with any old Tom, Dick or Harry in these competitions.

LADIES

The Ladies had a very busy week. Tuesday saw the playing of the Thistle Brooch Competition. The winner was Kath Fletcher with 73 b.i.9 and runner up was Reneke Sangster also 73. Elspeth Bell returned the best scratch score of 83.

On Thursday, the Senior Ladies played a friendly match against Duns, where they were made very welcome, and everyone had a great time.

On Saturday, the Ladies played the third and final round of the Little Cup, which had to be rearranged because of wet weather. This was played in conjunction with the Ex Captains' Quaich. Pam Cessford won the Little Cup with 74+72=146 b.i.18 from June Allan on 146.

June Swan won the Ex Captains' Quaich with a net 74, and the runner-up was Sheila Liefer on 76. Elspeth Bell won the scratch prize with 87 gross.

16 July 2007

Vera Lynn fan Frank Mount reached the pinnacle of his sporting career with a shockingly precise hole in one at the Club's 14th. This beats major, previous sporting feats like being substitute for Bamburgh Football Club and scoring 62 with 3 darts in the Darts League in the mid 60s. Frank's feat, which the Club can guarantee will never be forgotten, follow's Helen Costello's similar stroke of two weeks ago. In the John Sloan Bogey last week the winner's rostrum was dominated by the name Davies, adding a touch of Welsh Boyo to this cosmopolitan club. Bill Davies's winning score was 4 up, athletic John Leifer was second with 3 up and Tony Davies, that likeable Birghamite, was third with 2 up. in last Saturday's Ron Turnbull Trophy the modest Henry Wallis scored 41 stableford points, in second place efficient Match Secretary Paul Campbell scored 40 (bi9) while the competitive but pleasant Drew Mole was third with 40 (bi6).

4 March 2007

Rod Stewart lookalike Henry Wallis showed his class last Sunday to rattle up an impressive 42 stableford points. This good looking, witty and charming thoroughbred deserved the rapturous applause for a 'good day at the office'. In second place with 41 points was the equally impressive John Abercrombie, who hits the ball that far his pet cheetah takes half an hour to retrieve it. The third spot belonged to Paul Stobbart (38 bin), sporting his new golfing wellies, and playing some 'gripping' golf.

As the dust settles John Moffatt ('Village') remains in the lead and the coming weeks will be a testing time for this cool lorry driver with David Lindsay and Paul Stobbart breathing down his neck.


25 February 2007

30 players took part in Sunday’s Medal competition at the Hirsel. It was another day of good scoring with no less than thirteen 2’s recorded, including a hat trick from match secretary Paul Campbell. John Spells was taking no prisoners (even in retirement!) on his way to third place with a net 66 (80-14). In second place, showing improved form in the later stages of the league, was the Rotherham Rascal Steve Lynch with a net 65(78-13).

Helen Mirren is not the only one deserving of an Oscar as this week’s winning performance was from John Slater bouncing back from an injury lay-off to record a net 64(73-9).

A number of complaints were received by the Secretary about the non-golfing content of last week’s report. I offer my apologies for this as the last thing I want is to offend or upset people.


18 February 2007

The glorious weather meant there was none of last week’s confusion about the course being open this Sunday so there was a good entry in this week’s Winter League Flag competition, with 29 players taking part. Paul Ford managed to plant the flag on the 2nd green, securing the winning spot and gaining 10 points to add to his Winter League total. Paul scored a net 65 (81-16). John Leifer net 66(72-6) with a better inward nine took the nine points and John Moffat 66(88-12) took eight points.


Congratulations are in order for Hirsel ‘Starter of the Year’ nominee, Linda Holmes, who was part of the winning team in the prestigious Marie Curie Curling competition which took place over the weekend. This was the second sporting triumph in the Holmes’ household this week as husband Richard, a Hirsel member, lifted the Jedburgh Badminton Club Veterans Mixed trophy on Wednesday evening.


4 February 2007

Match Secretary, Paul Campbell, coped better than most on the frost-bound greens of the Hirsel in Sunday’s Winter League Medal competition. He took the ten points with a net 66 (72-6). Paul Stobbart, with a net 67(75-8), was in second place, taking nine points, giving him an 8 point lead over the previous leader, Dave Lindsay, in the competition. Jim Croll took third spot with a net 70 (83-13).


28 January 2007

27 competitors took part in Sunday’s Winter League on another unseasonably warm and pleasant January day. The weather helped produce some good scores in this week’s Bogey competition – Brian Lauder took 1st prize and 10 points with an effervescent and sparkling 7 up. In second place was Drew Mole, 6 up, and in third Richard Melvin 5 up.


14 January 2007

Despite blustery conditions there were some good scores from the 24 players in Sunday’s Winter League. Dave Lindsay increased his lead in the competition, ensuring that yellow hat will be with him for a while yet, with an impressive net 65 (69-4). James Bell is thriving in his new role as Vice Captain as he came in with a net 67(83-16). Richard Holmes came third with a net 69(85-16). He now has as many winter league points as his beloved Charlton Athletic has in the Premiership.


7 January 2007

The first Winter League competition of the New Year saw the recent runs of incredible scoring continue on unabated. John Spells, now retired and relieved of the pressure and strife of two days work a week, is continuing his sparkling form. In this week’s bogey competition John (wearing a long sleeve jumper no less) came in with a remarkable +8, which is probably a record, to take the 10 points. Another in-form player, Paul Stobbart, took second place with +7, and in third place was John Moffat with +6.


1 January 2007

The New Year sees David Lindsay heading the Winter League by a comfortable margin. Sunday’s leg was a Stableford Competition which was won by the wellie sporting Paul Stobbart with a impressive 45 points. 3 points behind were Drew Mole and Paul Smith with Drew taking second place with a better inward nine. Club President Gerald Tait bemoaned his luck as he just missed out on the points finishing in eleventh place for the umpteenth time.


The founding father of the Hirsel seniors, Mannie Kelbie, sadly died a few days before Christmas. He laid the foundations of the seniors section, making it one the best in the area. The club sends its sympathy and condolences to Mattie and her family.

 
 
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